Classic Male Pregame letra

What's up, y'all?
It's your boy LD
A.K.A. The Original Pancake
I'm going the f*ck out tonight

Off work, 'bout to get trashed
Me and my crew all about to get ass
Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap
Me and Dean 'bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash

Clean up my room, bitches 'bout to peep that
Peen getting groomed, bitches 'bout to eat that
Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that
Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap

Now I gotta play the game right with Liz
Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder
Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her
With a "what you got on tap for the night?", delivered

While I wait Imma pick a shirt
Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first
Mark got a little sad cause his favorite shirt's plaid but f*ck him
He knows I back off in a reverse

Now I'm taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle
And thinking of all the bitches we gon' haul in
Sam say I know a house party and it's popping
Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman
Oh, yeah, we plotting

This is a pregame
It's a pregame
A classic male pregame
Not a weekday (o, aaaa)
So this is when we take (tam, taaa ram)
Shots and we chasing alternate DJs (tam, taaa ram)
And that we pray cause (this is a pregame)

And we all get drunk (It's a pregame, a classic male pregame)
And we get dressed up (Not a weekday, so this is when we take)
And we all buy gum (Shots and we chasing alternate DJs)
And we all gon' f*ck

Aye, pour me another shot, god damn it
I'm tryna get to a place where I can talk to these bitches
I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope

Ten O Clock, words getting slurred
Another shot, Sam's tryna hurry
Mark's not, says he isn't worried
He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb

Call him out, "since when you using clurb, faggot"
Mark pouts, something like a hurt rabbit
Dean smiles, we been doing work
Pretty turnt, think he blacked out

Lil Dicky burp loud (burp)
Peep phone, what the f*ck, she ain't text back
Pretty close to considering a text back
Spilling Coke on my shirt that's a red flag

Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on
We debating the top ten in the NBA
Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A
Shawshank redemption popped on, attention all on. Redemption for 'em all

Sam was like, "nah, the party called off"
I already got a Lyft, I'm going out to a bar
Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard
You know I couldn't resist, we blazing, now the car here

This is a pregame
It's a pregame
A classic male pregame (turn up, turn up)
Not a weekday (o, aaaa)
So this is when we take (tam, taaa ram)
Shots and we chasing alternate DJs (tam, taaa ram)
And that we pray cause (This is a pregame)

And we get f*cked up (It's a pregame, a classic male pregame)
And we all feel rushed (Not a weekday, so this is when we take)
And our plans fall through (Shots and we chasing alternate DJs)
And we in bad moods

Man, what time is it?
12:24? And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1:30
Let me just think for like a second

Sam like, "we gotta go, cause the car here"
Mark like, "I don't know, what's the bar deal?"
Dean like, "I'm on a roll in Guitar hero"
Dicky looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro

Sam looking let down, 'bout to go berserk
Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp
Dean blacked out, he ain't even on the earth
I was like, "Sam, I was with it with my other shirt"

Sam bounced, he's like, "f*ck it, I'm out"
Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground
Text Liz, "what the f*ck?", even snuck in a frown
I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower

Now I'm jerking off inside a condom (I do that)
I text my ex say, "I miss you often" (she knew that)
Sam back, it's not even one yet, he a dumb mess
He about to be a problem

I ain't even tripping, I'm Tindering
All of a sudden I'm blinking, I'm squinting
It's saying it's six in the morning
I'm stinking, I'm still in the same shit from last night
Got a text from Mark saying
"I ain't mad, but I know you'll clean the bath, right?"

This is a pregame (m mm m mm mmm)
It's a pregame (masturbating in condoms)
A classic male pregame (can not, can not)
Not a weekday (o, aaaa)
So this is when we take (tam, taaa ram)
Shots and we chasing alternate DJs (have a fab time)
And that we pray cause (This is a pregame)

And we get too drunk (It's a pregame, a classic male pregame)
And we don't have fun (Not a weekday, so this is when we take)
Then we eat too much (Shots and we chasing alternate DJs)
And the next day sucks (And then we praise)

Like, we really just wake up and spend far too much time shitting
So, the whole process just feels flawed. Thank you for your time