Kojak Columbo letra

Well, it's a little late for Christmas
But have one anyway
And while I'm on the subject, baby
Have a happy birthday
How's your father?
How's your mom?
Don't it make you itch a little
When you know they've got the bomb?
Boy, it's been weird out here lately
But I guess that's OK too
'Cause television is here to save us
And tell us what to do

Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo
Sell me an old one
Sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one
At least once a night
Show me an old one
But don't turn out your love light

You've got nineteen inches, baby
And that's a real good size
I could lie there on the floor
And just look at you all night long
I could just twist your knobs right off
And fool around with you
I don't need no TV guide to tell me what to do

Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Tell me an old one but save out your love light

Ah, and when I get too old
Too old to rock and roll
I'll sit in my unrockin' chair, babe
And use my remote control

Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light

You've got nineteen inches, baby
That's a real good size
I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby
And just look around
I love your cute little rabbit ears
I love your cable and your box
And when I turn out the light at night, baby
I hope that light never stops
Your love light, Kojak