The More I Drink letra

He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"

Because the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Now, there aren't no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start looking hot
And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes
And sweet talking some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll
There ain't no telling where I'll stop

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Now, there aren't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink

Yep-yep
Hum, that's what I'm talking about

Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink

Yeah, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink